Fresh As A Daisy.

Insomnia rules my life - probably because I have the sleeping habits of a mature koala these days. When I'm dealing with bouts of sleeplessness, I end up searching the web. Much to my surprise, I found out that I could install a bidet in my own home.

A bidet. In my own home.

This requires further investigation, but since the website doesn't offer a price range on their bidets, I'm afraid I cannot install one of these lovely items in my household. I suppose I'll be one of those people who can't erase her carbon footprint because I can't afford to purchase something that will squirt the dirt away.

Figures. Just another ploy to keep the environmentally conscious down.