Worst.Mood.Ever.

Honestly, I don't even know why I'm in a horrible mood.

Okay, so that's an absolute lie. I know why I'm in a horrible mood, and I guess I feel at liberty to list my grievances here.

1. Mother Nature decided to drop a lovely visit this week.

2. It's hot. Not a dry heat, either. It's hot and humid, and having Mother Nature visit me this week is not helping.

3. My pants don't fit anymore. I think I gained 80 pounds in one week. Seriously. I'm not kidding. I'm waddling everywhere I'm going, and wearing jeans just isn't for me. I came home after breakfast today and jumped out of my jeans. I rushed to my wardrobe and threw everything around in search of my "fat" pants. My fat pants are actually some yoga lycra something or others that I wear to the gym every now and then.

What did my boyfriend do when he saw me running around my room like a Tasmanian devil? He laughed. Not quite the encouragement I need when I feel like a whale and it's hot as balls in my apartment and the whole friggin City.

4. I have new neighbors upstairs. They've been arranging and re-arranging furniture since 1:30 a.m. EST. I don't like the sound of moving furniture across hardwood floors.

5. Did I mention that Mother Nature came to visit me?

6. Mother. Nature. Visit.