Momkinis

So I've become a fan of L.L. Bean.

I never thought the day would come, either. I mean, there are some cute sweaters, shoes, and khakis that I can rock and still maintain the youthful appearance of a 23 year-old. I mean, loafers are the new Uggs, right?

Maybe not, but don't be surprised if you find me rockin' the L.L. Bean loafers or sweaters in the near future.

Apparently L.L. Bean has some swimsuits, but they're kind of like the swimsuits for the mommy crowd - the OLDER, not hip mommy crowd, either. Not even for like HOT moms. These "Momkinis," as I call them, are NOT sexy at all. I've seen sexier granny panties in Target. These Momkinis highlight the negative, and don't accentuate the positive. I mean, if you have a belly and a big bust, the Momkini is not for you. If you even have thunder thighs or slightly thick without the jiggle, the Momkini will make your thighs look twice the size. I can't emphasize enough how much L.L. Bean needs to start marketing to the hot moms out there.

I just can't imagine prancing around in P.R. in my new momkini. I think I'll take Ki's advice and head myself on over to Bluefly to see what "young" and slightly "hot" (anything more than slightly, and I'll never go on the beach) swimsuits are out there. Keep in mind that I really don't own swimwear, I just fantasize about wearing it.