I'm Back?

The last time I wrote a post was in 2012. That means I've been gone for about three years. Three years! I could have gotten married in three years (no) or had a child (double no). In three years, I've had multiple failures at love, lust, and dating. I thought this would be MY year, but it's looking more like I'm more and more thankful that I'm single and not paired up with someone like Robert Durst. Speaking of which, has anyone seen that documentary? Not only is the man wickedly smart, but he's downright creepy...and he has some pretty creepy tics. Anyway, I'm back. Let's hope my life is as hysterical as it always is! Love and light! Shine, shine shine! Ugh. I've been watching far too many housewives episodes.