Texts I May or May Not Have Sent In My Life

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A Missed Connection/Hookup:

Time stamp: 12:50 a.m.  ____________ has sent a text in response to a "Where are You?"

___________: It is, hood but the place be poppin.'  Peeps be givin' out the rell.

Time stamp: 1:11 a.m.  I'm frustrated, and tired of chasing ______________.

Me: I think someone (you) is drunk.  I think someone (me) spent a lot of time shaving her legs and her vag only to turn around and come home.

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My text?  Elicited no known response. Hopefully some ladies will use it in the future whenever they get stood up for the proverbial "Bootay Call." 'Til next time...